9. Drunken voicemail

BEEP.

“Ca-Camus….?” Aine’s voice slurred over the phone. It was clear he was very drunk.

“I-I’m *hic* sorrrreh. Seshi- and I we urr… we drank that special bottle you told us not to drink heeeheee~~~~~~~”

“BUT BUT IT TASTE SO GEWDDDDD~~~~!!!! WHY CAN’TZ YOU LET US DRINK IT YOU PRUDE ****!!!!”

“WHY DO U HIDE ALL THE GOOD STUFF AND GIVE US 2 MUCH WORK?!!!!!!! ARGHSBS!”

Silence.

“Ohz and we sorta messed ur bed up, wahoo~”

“byez senpai!”